First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes… the effing champagne. Valorie Clark Photography.
If I were writing this in, oh, the 1950s, I’d try to implore you with gaudy overused statements that aren’t original nor compelling in the least. Something like:
Can you really put a price tag on your love?
Your wedding is a costly investment, but the memories you’re left with are priceless.
Ew. Gag. Ick.
Fortunately, this isn’t the 1950s and fortunately that’s so not my style.
Because, here’s the deal: You’re a smart human being. You already know that your photos are the most important part of your wedding.
That’s why you’re hunting for a photographer that gets you, and who vows with every single lens she owns to take the sexiest, sassiest, clearest, sharpest, most rip-roaringly stunning photos you’ve ever seen — mostly so you can harass every visitor who ever steps into your future home with your wedding album, because you’ll be so proud to show them off you won’t be able to help it.
(Versus the alternative, where you vehemently resent looking at the album or showing it to anyone practically ever, because you hated the pictures, you hated the photographer, and every time you see the album come into your peripheral, you angrily throw a high heel across the room, adding yet another dent to the wall.)
Particularly since there are no do-overs.
And you know that.
And that’s why you’re here. Welcome.
I’ll start off by shooting straight from the hip with you — listed below are my prices. If you have any questions at all, please do not hesitate to contact me. All questions, inquiries, and comments are welcome, including but not limited to fashion potential of fishnet tights.
Individual portrait sessions start at $200.00.
Weddings in the D.C./Maryland/Virginia area start at $1900.00.
Weddings 150+ miles away start at $2700.00.