Hey there! I’m Valorie.
Thrilled to have you here. If you were here in person, I’d offer you a brownie, or a muffin, and we’d sit down for a nice chat. You know, to be a good host.
But unfortunately, you’re just in my online home, so instead, I’ll have to bombard you with random little known facts about me in the hope that you will like me enough to invite me to your wedding, at which point, I will bring you a brownie or a muffin.
On second thought, that could be disastrous if you’re wearing white.
Things I’m Deliriously, Hopelessly, Unapologetically Into:
Outrageously bright colors; hilarious inside jokes; Mexican food; people who love to laugh; weddings happening in fields, orchards, barns, deserts, hip hotels, and random locales. (Oh, and story-telling tattoos. But don’t tell anyone!)
Things I’m Not Into. In other words, things I’d rather see eradicated entirely:
Microwave dinners; blah hotel rooms; unconscious traditions; people who don’t like to dance.
See? Don’t you feel like we just had a bonding moment right there?
And it’s only the beginning.
Call me – let’s talk about your wedding next!
OR! Email me.